06/22/2010

RTO Trainer sent me this list. It’s only fair that I share. Have you seen the button on this page that takes you to his site? It’s on the bottom right for those of you in signal corp. The “list”: *    Ask your observer if he wants to race *    Wear a diaper *    Urinate all over the outside of the cup, then refuse to wash your hands with anything except antibacterial soap *    Inquire about a “take-home cup” *    Get your dangly parts stuck in your zipper *    After four-and-a-half hours of holding it, pee so hard you blow the cup right out of your hand *    When the nurse asks you to witness the cup being empty, insist you have to stick your finger in there to “check it out for yourself” *    When they call your name, walk to the counter looking really concerned, then calmly explain that you haven’t studied for this test and want to know if there’s any extra credit *    Put some water in your boot before the test. When you get to the peeing part, take off your boot, pour it into the cup, and shamefully say you just couldn’t wait *    Ask the observer to slap you on your ass a few times, just to get things going for you *    Bring a drink umbrella for your cup *    Since this person has probably seen a lot of people pee, ask him how you measure up *    Before you start, self-check for hernias (turn, cough, etc…) *    Wear a condom
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