So this isn’t true, of course. Xerox isn’t running wild, stealing all of the printers in the Army. This toon is a response to a story shared on the U.S. Army W.T.F. moments Facebook page in which someone reported that Canon was storming their motor pool. Folks filled in the blanks and eventually everybody is pointing at Obama and cutbacks.
Apparantly the contract was up and they were supposed to already have replacement machines. Either way, it makes for a funny story and a convenient way to introduce our new hog.
I’d like to be the first to extend a warm DBS welcome to Porkchop. I’m not 100% positive, but he may be our very first USAF character.