“Power” walk
Fact: Goats can carry up 10 times their body weight in stolen property.
Fact: Previous fact is completely false.
Fact: Authors of previous facts have been sacked.
Fact: Previous fact is completely false.
Fact: Authors of previous facts have been sacked.

Kudos on the Monty Python reference.
LOL!!!!
My sister was bitten by a goat once…
Beem watching Monty again, have we? :) Love the facts!
Were you talking to my nephew when you came up with those? He swears the Afghani’s will steal anything…..
great
Scrollover is on the mark, fire for effect… CHOMP!
a goat once bit my sister…
no realii! Goat bites can be pretty nastii !
Was she carving her initials into the goat with a sharpened toothbrush?
We apologise again for the fault in the comments. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.
second goat on t the left next to Genreal Petraeus Nils Langenhornen Miss Streisand’s Goats choregraphed bei Hans Bockentantzen
Has the person who hired the author of the fact also been sacked?
…and know for something completely different…
We had that last year and it made Trex spew!
“Don’t worry though. He won’t get far.”
All I could think of was the sound of a Barret going off.
Is that generator still in the box? Kinda looks like it, but it seems odd it would be sitting outside the wire in that case.
Some things that appear too good to be true… are.
*mysterious foreshadowing*
hmmmmm…
A lot of possibilities occur to me, from the explosive to the ridiculous.