What’s in the box?
This toon kicks off our Valentine’s Day contest. You tell us. What’s in the box? The best* answer gets drawn into Thursday’s toon and the first person who suggested it gets a free copy of The Best of Military Cartoons featuring Lucky & Friends.
So what is it that has rendered Lucky incapable of speech?
* Answers will be judged by humor, originality, and how well they mesh with the DBS brand of humor.
those awful silk boxers with glow in the dark red hearts. lol
Something lacy last seen by Lucky on skype… maybe with a flash drive.
Sounds like an InfoSec violation in the making.
Just has to type it in all caps…
Keep ‘em coming, guys. You can enter more than once!
Picture of the young lady in her best Jessica Rabbit outfit and pose.
A pair of panties with a heart in the crotch that says “I Love You” and a note that says they were put in the mail “hot”.
Along with a photo of her modeling said lingerie item, perhaps? (smle)i
A picture of “Jessica” Rabbit’s Dad in his tighty whities, striking a “pose” – as a gag gift… Of course, dad won’t be happy once he finds out what “Jessica” did!
Note: Not an OBSCENE or RISQUE pose.. just a body-builder pose or something equally ridiculous… :)
Of course, it could also be Jessica and her best girlfriend, posed on the bed together, in something somewhat suggestive… but I don’t really think that is in line w/ the nature of this toon.. though – who knows???
Very, Very Risque image of our favorite YL and an engagement ring! The real cause of the speech problem.
One of those god-awful “relationship quiz” books. You know, “How to tell if he’s the one” or some such. (and if she is truly a good catch, it will be a fake cover over a Sig Sauer catalog with a gift card stuck inside …;-)
A Pair of Her Panties(Perfumed) and a Plane ticket to Her HomeTown…
A phot of her in an ACU-pattern bikini and cap giving the camera the bedroom eyes, with a lipstick print on it.
And maybe some of her perfume lingering on it, too.
1) Color for Men by Carole Jackson
2) That’s Not What I Mean by Deborah Tannen
3) Should I Get Married? by M. Blaine Smith
4) The 10 Commandments of Marriage by Ed Young
Yes, I got these as gifts.
His discharge papers?
Second that!
something related to a discharge anyway…
12 pack of carrot colored condoms sealed in a locked case and a glossy 8×10, suggestive with her holding the key provocatively, captioned “for when you come (STS) marching home.”
A box of chocolate carrots, of course.
And, naturally they’ve melted.
I was going to suggest a pair of panties with the words, “I Surrender” embroidered on them. But then I read the ACU pattern Bikini and rather liked the mental image that came to mind.
The tag from some sort of lingerie item….and then a picture of her in a much too large button down shirt covering everything, with the note scribbled on it: “Keep Dreaming” and some lipstick.
I like this one best so far.
A picture of him striking a pose in lacey undergarments holding his rifle!
We don’t know how long the box is, so ,,, she had a life-size casting of herself made in high-temperature chocolate that’s dressed (in)appropriately.
Boobs.
I don’t. What?
edible underwear in army digi cam . it may not exist but who knows?
Ah, but what flavor would it be? Knowing the DoD, digi-cam edible undies would be the same flavor as a cheese-and-veggie omelet MRE…
Since all the other comments on here are obscene in nature, I submit a mature, rational idea:
A Papier-mâché cat, filled with jolly ranchers hard candy.
A bottle of hare/hair remover.
A used pair of eatable strawberry panties (Lucky being alergic to strawberries).
A buck private hamster.
edible, edible…
One other possibility, since Lucky once said something about OCS: maybe a set of orders and some related preparatory course materials?
Hmm, “for once in his career” all most forces it to be job related.
An ultrasound with huge floppy ears in the background (as a gag).
A “Fleshlight” and a picture of her in the Buff, with “Keep Dreaming” written in Lipstick on it.
A pair of silver oak leaves?