I know some of you have wished you could be the one who tosses gas into an area of ‘allies’. But does anyone really want the career ending DOD enema that would soon follow? Not that a can of gas in the barracks would do anything but make it smell better. Still… There WILL be an investigation. Maybe that’s where Col. Mustard (or horse radish or one of the other names you came up with) will come in. A JAG officer conducting an investigation of the great gassing incident of 2011.